The Composition Class
The students in the composition class were assigned the task of writing an essay on " the most beautiful thing I ever saw." The student who, of all the members of the class seemed the least sensitive to beauty, handed in his paper first with astonishing speed. It was short and to the point. He had written: "The most beautiful thing I ever saw was too beautiful for words." (来源：英语交友 http://friends.englishcn.com)

Beer
The Professor rapped on his desk and shouted: " Gentlemen, order!" The entire class yelled: " Beer!"

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