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    致命的大错

    "Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10." (来源：英语美食指南 http://food.englishcn.com)

    "Qualifications: No education or experience." (来源：英语聊天室 http://chat.EnglishCN.com)

    "I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy." (来源：英语学习门户网站EnglishCN.com)

    "My compensation should be at least equal to my age."

(来源：EnglishCN英语博客基地)

    "Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC." (来源：英语聊天室 http://chat.EnglishCN.com)

    "Fired because I fought for lower pay." (来源：英语电影下载 http://bt.englishcn.com)

    "Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 6’5" . (来源：英语麦当劳www.EnglishCN.com)

    " "Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."

(来源：英语美食指南 http://food.englishcn.com)

    "Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near." (来源：英语博客 http://space.englishcn.com)

    "Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word ’paranoia.’ I prefer to elaborate privately."

(来源：EnglishCN英语问答中心[e问e答])

    打字错误与语法错误 (来源：英语交友 http://friends.englishcn.com)

    "Here are my qualifications for you to overlook." (来源：英语麦当劳 http://www.EnglishCN.com)

    "Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."

(来源：英语麦当劳－英语杂志 EnglishCN.com)

    "I am a rabid typist."

(来源：英语交友 http://friends.englishcn.com)

    "Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981."

(来源：英语麦当劳－英语快餐EnglishCN.com)

    "After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line&nb sp;of work."

(来源：专业英语学习网站 http://www.EnglishCN.com)

    "Accounting cleric."

(来源：英语麦当劳－英语学习门户 EnglishCN.com)

    "As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments." (来源：EnglishCN英语问答中心[e问e答])

    "Suspected to graduate early next year." (来源：英语麦当劳－英语快餐EnglishCN.com)

    "Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."

(来源：英语交友 http://friends.englishcn.com)

    "Proven ability to track down and correct erors." (来源：英语分类信息 http://fl.englishcn.com)

    "Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department."

(来源：英语论坛 http://bbs.englishcn.com)

    "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details." (来源：英语e问e答 http://ask.englishcn.com)

    "Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school." (来源：英语麦当劳－英语快餐EnglishCN.com)

    不应有的幽默

(来源：英语聊天室 http://chat.EnglishCN.com)

    "Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."

(来源：英语电影下载 http://bt.englishcn.com)

    "Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.)

(来源：英语问答中心 http://ask.englishcn.com)

    "But wait...there’s more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."

(来源：英语麦当劳－英语快餐EnglishCN.com)

    "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."

(来源：英语问答中心 http://ask.englishcn.com)

    "My fortune cookie said, ’Your next interview will result in a job’-and I like your company in particular."

(来源：英语美食指南 http://food.englishcn.com)

    "Title: Another resume from the ’Profiles in Excellence’ se ries." (来源：最老牌的英语学习网站 EnglishCN.com)

    "Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it."

(来源：英语麦当劳www.EnglishCN.com)

    "Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks."

(来源：英语学习门户网站EnglishCN.com)

    "Let’s meet so you can ’ooh’ and ’ahh’ over my experience."

(来源：英语交友 http://friends.englishcn.com)