342
She sells sea shells on the seashore.
The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure.
 
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343
From the programmer's desk:
She sells cshs by the C shore.
 
 

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344
A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!
 
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345
Plain bun, plum bun, bun without plum.
 
 

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346
There was a young man called Fisher
who was fishing for fish in a fissure.
Then a cod with a grin
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're searching the fissure for Fisher.
 
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347
Slick slim slippers sliding south.
 
 

348
The Leith police dismisseth us
They thought we sought to stay;
The Leith police dismisseth us
They thought we'd stay all day.
The Leith police dismisseth us,
We both sighed sighs apiece;
And the sighs that we sighed as we said goodbye
Were the size of the Leith police.
 
  (来源：英语美食指南 http://food.englishcn.com)

349
Ah shucks, six stick shifts stuck shut!
 
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350
Meter maid Mary married manly Matthew Marcus Mayo,
a moody male mailman moving mostly metered mail.
 
 

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351
The king would sing, about a ring that would go ding.
 
 

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352
How much dough would Bob Dole dole
if Bob Dole could dole dough?
Bob Dole would dole as much dough
as Bob Dole could dole,
if Bob Dole could dole dough.
 
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353
People pledging plenty of pennies.
 
 

354
Mares eat oats and does eat oats, but little lambs eat ivy. (来源：英语e问e答 http://ask.englishcn.com)

From a pre-war English music-hall song.
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355
To begin to toboggan first, buy a toboggan.
But do not buy too big a toboggan!
Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.
 
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356
Courtney Dworkin (来源：英语资料下载 http://download.englishcn.com)

personal name
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357
Switch watch, wrist watch.
 
 

358
Six thick thistle sticks.
 
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359
Black bug's blood
 
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360
Moses supposes his toeses are roses,
but Moses supposes erroneously.
For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses,
as Moses supposes his toeses to be. (来源：最老牌的英语学习网站 EnglishCN.com)

Donald O'Connor and Gene Kelly in ""Singing in the rain""
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361
I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.
 
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362
She sells seashells on the seashore. The seashells she sells are seashore seashells.
 
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363
Irish wristwatch
 
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364
She had shoulder surgery.
 
 

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365
To put a pipe in byte mode, type PIPE_TYPE_BYTE.

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from the Visual C++ help file.
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366
Three Tree Turtles (来源：英语电影下载 http://bt.englishcn.com)

Three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters.
If three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters,
where's the twisters the three tree turtles talked?
 
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367
My Friend Gladys

Oh, the sadness of her sadness when she's sad.
Oh, the gladness of her gladness when she's glad.
But the sadness of her sadness,
and the gladness of her gladness,
Are nothing like her madness when she's mad!
 
 

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368
I would if I could, and if I couldn't, how could I?
You couldn't, unless you could, could you? (来源：专业英语学习网站 http://www.EnglishCN.com)

Common school kids nonsense, circa 1910
 

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369
real rear wheel
 
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370
Give me the gift of a grip-top sock,
A clip drape shipshape tip top sock.
Not your spinslick slapstick slipshod stock,
But a plastic, elastic grip-top sock.
None of your fantastic slack swap slop
From a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop.
Not a knick knack knitlock knockneed knickerbocker sock
With a mock-shot blob-mottled trick-ticker top clock.
Not a supersheet seersucker rucksack sock,
Not a spot-speckled frog-freckled cheap sheik's sock
Off a hodge-podge moss-blotched scotch-botched block.
Nothing slipshod drip drop flip flop or glip glop
Tip me to a tip top grip top sock.

articulation warmup for actors
 

371
National Sheepshire Sheep Association
 
 

372
The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver.
 
 

373
The little red lorry went down Limuru road.

Limuru (Lee-moo-roo) road is a the name of a road in Kenya.
 

374
Flies fly but a fly flies.
 
 

375
Did Doug dig Dick's garden or did Dick dig Doug's garden? (来源：EnglishCN英语博客基地)

by Paul Davies
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376
If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot to talk ere the tot could totter, ought the Hottentot tot be taught to say ought or naught or what ought to be taught 'er?
 
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377
How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans.
 
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378
Federal Express is now called FedEx.
When I retire I'll be a FedEx ex.
But if I'm an officer when I retire, I'll be an ex Fedex Exec.
Then after a divorce, my ex-wife will be an ex FedEx exec's ex.
If I rejoin FedEx in time, I'd be an ex ex FedEx exec.
When we remarry, my wife will be an ex ex FedEx exec's ex.
 
 

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379
Which witch snitched the stitched switch for which the Swiss witch wished?

by Ann Clark
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380
Does this shop sport short socks with spots?
 
  (来源：英语e问e答 http://ask.englishcn.com)

381
Customer: Do you have soothers?
Shopkeeper (thinking he had said ""scissors""): No, we don't have scissors.
Customer: Soothers!
Shopkeeper : No, we don't have scissors or soothers.
... scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, ...

actual conversation in a shop in Canada, recorded by Don Monson
 

382
Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.
All day long he fits and tucks,
all day long he tucks and fits,
and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits,
and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits.
Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.
 
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383
No need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.
 
 

384
I wish to wish, I dream to dream, I try to try, and I live to live, and I'd die to die, and I cry to cry but I dont know why. (来源：英语麦当劳－英语学习门户 EnglishCN.com)

From a Song by Soundgarden named ""Somewhere"" composed and written by Ben Shepherd
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385
My mommy makes me muffins on Mondays. (来源：英语问答中心 http://ask.englishcn.com)

by Tim McCauley, age 8
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386
A real rare whale.
 
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387
Terry Teeter, a teeter-totter teacher, taught her daughter Tara to teeter-totter, but Tara Teeter didn't teeter-totter as Terry Teeter taught her to.

by Pierre Abbat
 

388
Ken Dodd's dad's dog 's dead.
 
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389
I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines.