英语笑话：我在马路边捡到了一块钱

　　One yuan (来源：老牌的英语学习网站 http://www.EnglishCN.com)

　　The teacher asked Tom :”Why did you come to school so late this morning?”

　　“Someone lost one yuan ,” answered Tom.

　　“Oh, I know.” You helped him find the money,” the teacher said.

　　“No, I stood on the money until the person went away.”

　　Make sure that’s right

　　An English Caption was examing the troops. He wanted to know that how the soldiers maintain this weapons. So he called a soldier to ask, “where do you begin when you scrape the gun.”

　　“Yes”, answered the man . “I look the gun’s number firstly.”

　　Caption was surprised by the remarks, so he asked why.

　　The man said calmly, “to avoid others’ do this work!”