英语笑话：我在马路边捡到了一块钱

　　One yuan (来源：英语问答中心 http://ask.englishcn.com)

　　The teacher asked Tom :”Why did you come to school so late this morning?”

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　　“Someone lost one yuan ,” answered Tom.

　　“Oh, I know.” You helped him find the money,” the teacher said. (来源：最老牌的英语学习网站 EnglishCN.com)

　　“No, I stood on the money until the person went away.” (来源：英语聊天室 http://chat.EnglishCN.com)

　　Make sure that’s right

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　　An English Caption was examing the troops. He wanted to know that how the soldiers maintain this weapons. So he called a soldier to ask, “where do you begin when you scrape the gun.”

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　　“Yes”, answered the man . “I look the gun’s number firstly.” (来源：英语美食指南 http://food.englishcn.com)

　　Caption was surprised by the remarks, so he asked why.

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　　The man said calmly, “to avoid others’ do this work!”

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