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Q: What's the national bird of Iraq?


A: DUCK!



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Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?


A: You shout out, "B-52"



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The latest from Saudi Arabia and Baghdad is that :


Americans claim they have air superiority over Iraq.


Iraqis claim they have air superiority over Iran.



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Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?


A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?



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Q: What does Saddam Hussein have in common with Fred Flinstone?


A: They both can look out of their window and see rubble! (来源：英语麦当劳－英语杂志 www.EnglishCN.com)



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Q: Have you heard about the new Royal Iraqi Air Force exercise program?


A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.



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Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?


A: A refund.



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Q: Who is an Iraqi Hero?


A: He's the one that waited thirty seconds before he surrendered.