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Humour
Two Jokes
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Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting that park every sunny day, for over 12 years... chatting, and enjoying each others friendship. One day, the younger of the two ladies, turns to the other and says,...."Please don't be angry with me, dear, but I am embarrassed, after all these years...What is your name ? I am trying to remember, but I just can't. " The older friend glares at her at first. Then, looking very distressed, says nothing for 2 full minutes, and finally says, "How soon do you have to know?"
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The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. The old priest suggests, "Cross you arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand." The new priest tries this. The old priest suggests, "Try saying things like, 'I see, yes, go on', and, 'I understand or How did you feel about that?' So the new priest says those things. Then the old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying 'No kidding?!? What happened next?'"
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