*Objectivist:* your only rational and moral choice is to take the
parachute, as the free market will take care of the other person.

*Branch Davidian (David Koresh):* you get inside the parachute and
refuse to come out.

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*Sports Fan:* you start betting on how long it will take to crash.

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*Auto Mechanic:* as long as you are looking at the plane engine, it
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