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Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.


"You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty day's pay," said the officer.


"All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I'll take the money."




Give us new missiles



  

The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet fighters.


In the end, the Syrians lost over 80 planes and had a number of SAM batteries knocked out, while the Israelis lost no planes.


Sometime later, the Syrian Defense Minister was shopping for weapons in Moscow.


His host, the Soviet Defense Minister, was embarrassed about the scorecard from Lebanon.


He told his Syrian guest, "Take anything you want - our best tanks, rifles, or surface-to-air missiles."


"No, no - you don't understand!" the Syrian replied. "Last time you gave us surface-to-air missiles. This time we need surface-to-*jet* missiles!"


 
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