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英语幽默：roast pig 烤乳猪 |
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日期：2008-03-11 10:19:17
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roast pig A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:Not bad, I am next to the pig. But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and ad |
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笑话：I'd like a cheeseburger |
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日期：2008-01-20 22:17:14
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A man in a library walks up to the librarian and says, Hi, Id like a cheeseburger. The librarian says, Sir, this is a library. The man says, (whispering)Hi, Id like a cheeseburger. |
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英语笑话中英对照 |
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日期：2007-08-17 05:50:22
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Anxious (着急) The wife says to the neighbor: My husband has not returned all the night; I do not know where he went . It really gives me a hangup（难以摆脱的烦恼，焦虑）! An insider(知情人) says: Let it be. Would you know where he went, I dare to s |
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爆笑：中式英语吓倒老外 |
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日期：2007-08-16 16:15:45
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昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑地 前台小姐：Hello. 老外：Hi. 前台小姐：You have what thing？ 老外：Can you speak english？ 前台小姐：If I not speak english, I am speaking what？ 老外：Can anyb |
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工作笑话 我的表慢了30分钟 |
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日期：2007-07-05 10:23:55
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Three visitors to London climb up the tower that houses Big Ben and decide to have a contest. They're going to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch the watches before they hit the ground. The first tourist throws his |
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